Santa Comes Early in Pantoland

"Tradition is a very powerful force." {John.P.Kotter}

It is a tradition of the crew at the Arnaud, as well as organising events like the quiz night, the murder game and film nights etc, to host a grab bag party... Also known as secret Santa!  You pick a name from the hat in secret as is customary and buy a present for that person.  Genuine, jokey or just generic.  

Then a couple of days before Christmas, between shows the crew set up the stage for the party.  We all toddle down to find a massive table filled with meat, cheese, bread, crisps, cakes, juices and lots of party food.  As well as a little bit of healthiness of course; cucumber, celery, carrots etc.

For me it was another opportunity for a crew cheeseboard!! 

Then the magical moment arrived, Father Christmas and one of his reindeer.  It's a shame but Chris Tindall and Sooz always seem to miss him.  I received a box of Cadbury buttons! a wolly hat and a pair of socks which say best friends forever.... I guessed straight we away who they were from, but she (our Cinders Alice) had written her name on for good measure.  

PJ received an inflatable , remote controlled Dalek, which bought much amusement and even made one or two sneaky appearances in the show.  

You've gotta love the Arnaud Crew!!

JB - BB

The crew commander & chief Liza.

Balls, Boobs and a Bothersome Bench

There are but very few men clever enough to know all the mischief they do. {Francois de La Rochefoucauld}

We seem to have had our fair share of mishaps and naughtiness going on the past few days, with all sorts of things happening when they shouldn't and one or two of the more senior actors (and me) running amuck. 

Our first faux pas I shall mention, is the usually so innocent Alice Baker (Cinders) using a rather unfortunate choice of words, when trying to usher the Uglies out of the auditorium she called to the audience, 

"Go on, tell 'em where to go!"

"I beg your pardon Cinders!?" I asked in shock.  Poor Alice hadn't realised what she'd said, but it made me chuckle, and her blush! 

Now there are times in Panto where things are made to look accidental or appear that they have happened for the first time.  It usually happens naturally for the first time and then evolves with the run.  A classic example being the sisters mocking my accent.  These moments often result in a 'false corpse' where an actor seemingly laughs out of character... Although they have probably laughed in the same place 47 times previously.  

Another example, but one that doesn't happen every night, and has a lot to do with whether I can catch him out, and/or whether he is willing, is where PG or peachy falls off the bench in the ghost gag.  The legs are positioned so that if the person on either end is the last person to stand the bench will tip.  If I can catch him out PG ends up rolling around the floor, allowing me a lovely line "well we didn't do it like this in rehearsals!"

You may notice a bit of a theme running with these mishaps... Two actually.  The ghost gag and... Peter Gordon!  Skip ahead a show or two and we find ourselves in the same spot, PG's rolling around.  I went to help him up as I normally would, not noticing that he had already got to his feet.  What ensued was a pair of perfectly placed hands, upon Peachy's ample breast.  "Excuse me!" PG called through laughter, as I shook and blew my hands towards the audience, stating that I thought "my luck had changed!" 

And it would turn out my luck was changing, for better or worse you can decide.  Maybe it was the festivities in the air, maybe one or two too many sherries had been sunk the night before or maybe they just couldn't (and who could blame them) resist, but over the weekend a particular area of my anatomy, below the waist but above the knee, has been fondled by a member or three of the cast!! 

First of all our confirmed reoffender, Peachy!! We had, unusually for us, found ourselves on the bench yet again in a fit of giggles.  PG puts his hands out to my knees, as is set in the handclap routine.  Unfortunately for him, I had found myself a little further forward on the bench, and so instead of a gentle slap on my right knee, he found the aforementioned region.  "Oh I say missus!!! Keep your hands to yourself!"  Thankfully what had happened came across to the audience and they were able to share in Peachy's cheap thrill.

Next it was the turn of our Baron, Robert, who had a bit of a shock when, putting his hand to his side, as he does every show, for a reassuring grasp on Buttons' arm upon the arrival of the Royal Prince... Suddenly found himself in the possession of some Crown Jewels of his own!! Off stage and through a cheeky giggle Rob asked, "did I shake grab you by the ....." Let's say 'bull hooks' for the sake of keeping this Cert.PG!!

Could Buttons take anymore of this cast caressingI hear you cry!!  Well only one way to find out... Me and Cinders are upstage, looking on disapprovingly at the sisters torturing the Baron! when she too looked to Buttons for comfort.  Cue an even bigger blush from Cinders and an "excuse me Cinders - mind your hands!"  All in all and "uplifting" couple of shows! 

In other news: I'd been saying to Sandy and a few people at the theatre, that it was a good job this winter has been quite mild so far... With the amount of rain we've been having, a few degrees colder and we'd have been buried.  The ran has been so heavy, that as I was standing by prompt corner at the Sunday matinee, waiting for an entrance, I noticed a drop of water splash onto the pit monitor.  "What was that!?" - no one seemed flustered, I don't think anyone believed me, until I showed them the back of a now wet screen.  By the evening show a special "Vicky Jukes Prompt Pod" had been fashioned from some tall polls and some plastic sheeting.  Suffice to say I think poor Vicky got a bit hot and steamy, wrapped up like last nights left overs!! 

For now, so long,

JB - BB

A little festive message from me and the real life Mrs Buttons.

Let's Get Quizzical!!!

"It's not about the winning, or taking part!! It's all about the CHEESE!" {Jamie Brook 2013}

So the cheese went down a storm.  6 different types... One spreadable!  Not one, but two boxes of mixed biscuits, a tasty pot of pate and several variety of crisps.  Who could've asked for more?!

Chris and Liza shared out the wine, I was being good so only had a dribble or 9 and we were off.  The Company quiz 2013 was underway.  And we couldn't have been put with a better team.  The three of us plus Sooz (Fly goddess), Davin (Company Manager), Mr Chris Harvard (long time Yvonne Arnaud crew - and husband to Vicky) and Jenny ( former, yet still much loved YA Crew)! A-team! 

Unfortunately our preoccupation with the cheese did seem to hinder our efforts.  Round One and a grand total of 1 point.... But bloody hell the first round was hard.  

We had lots of "oh I TOLD YOU!" after the answers we're read out and plenty of banter between our team, all between moreish mouthfuls of the soured curds!  The quiz itself was as ever fantastic and very well put together and hosted by Vicky and Scott... With a little featurette, starring Mr PG.  

We even had mandatory controversy....

"How many cinderella pantos this year?" Came the question.

"38" said I.... Come on I work on the celebrate Panto project.

"37" the 'official' comeback..... Ooooh was I miffed.  I checked it later!  I was right!! Extra point miss?

But here's the biggest shocker of the evening.  Happy and content with our nibblets, I predicted we may have pulled it back a tad, since our dismal opening round.  We were last from bottom last year and thought we may top out at third or fourth from bottom... Nope.  9th, 8th, 7th, 6th and 5th place all passed... We waited to hear our name!! 4th and 3rd - nothing! "they've forgotten us!"  2nd?!  NO!!! LADIES AND JELLYSPOONS.... WE ONLY BLOODY WON!!!! First place, a shot of port to celebrate and £98 between us!!! What a result!!

And the secret of our success.... CHEESE!

JB - BB

A'crew'ing New Friends in Pantoland.

"Make new friends, but keep the old; Those are silver, these are gold." {Joseph Parry}

Tonight is QUIZ NIGHT!!! Lovingly put together by our DSM and co- writer Vicky!! I love the quiz night... It brings everyone together with teams mixed with crew, cast, creatives and FOH.  And best of all... I've now secured myself on the team of crew Mother hen Liza and Mr Hairy chin himself, my chum Chris Tindall.  Last year... Although we came second from last, we had a ball with tons of cheese and port.  And this year will be no exception; a little late night, post show, trip to tesco last night saw me gathering our mixed bag of cheeses pleasures!

It's a fantastic idea that came about a few years ago to try and bridge the gap between everyone involved in the show, when the crew had very little to do onstage other than the changes, which of course the banter wasn't present between them and the actors.  The tradition has continued and now Vicky has lots of helpers with the quizzing including a music round (and usually some terrible jokes) from PG, a picture round crafted by the computer and graphic wizard PJ and maybe a co-presenter or two.

As I've mentioned previously there's been quite a dramatic shake up this year at the Arnaud.   We've lost a few old favourites from the crew, but of course have gained some great replacements.  I'm sensing that the whole Guildford Panto experience many have come as a bit of a shock, so hopefully tonight with lots of banter, mixed teams and several crates of special brew.... We'll go from a newly united cast and crew to an indestructible one!! Unless of course we fight over the tie breaker! 

We have our relaxed performance tomorrow, following on from the success of last years project, spearheaded by Nick White.  This is for families who would normally avoid public performances due to their child's varying levels of ability and tolerance.  For this performance we create a safe and laid back performance, which allows these families the chance to enjoy a day out together, without the fear or nervousness of disturbing anyone else.  It was a great experience last year so I'm really looking forward to it... More on the results of that tomorrow.  

Right.... Pour the Port McDuff!!

JB - BB

The Panto Begins to Settle - Unlike our Stomachs.

"Every single night I'm nervous. You never know how the audience is going to react." {Vivienne Leigh}

Well folks it would appear that the Panto lurgy is finally leaving me; last few coughs and splutters I hope.  And the voice is holding out well too!  It is however still spreading.  Tom, our prince! he was all bunged up the other day followed by sister Kitty, and now ol' PG has a bug.  I have honestly never known anything like it... For virtually everyone to have been ill so early in the run.  Let's hope that will be it for this season.  I commented on twitter that we have vitamins, towels, water, buckets and cold compresses all on stand-by in the wings.  And were all slightly nervous to see who will be struck next and.... With what!? The saga continues.....

So press night has been and gone.  We had mainly the local press in on Tuesday!  A number of whom, we will have met on the press launch day or spoken to over the phone.  Wether reviews are slowly starting to trickle in, and although they are a bit of a mixed bag, all seem the think its a great show!! I'm not going to bore you quoting reviews as you can (if you wanted to) search them for yourselves or see www.jamiebrook.co.uk .  I do however want to mention one review which I am the most proud of... As a lover of Panto I was thrilled to read "his obvious mastery of the art of pantomime acting." If I get crappy reviews for the rest of the season... That ones going on the wall!! Haha

You often hear actors, directors and producers alike, talking about whether they bother to read reviews or whether they eventually take any of it to heart.  As I think I mentioned last year however, for me as a performer, still quite wet behind the ears compared to some, it's a great boost to see that your work hasn't passed without note.  I still get very nervous when it comes to opening the show... It's only natural I think... It drives your performance.  One thing I would say... Don't over play it just because you know the press are in.  The critics aren't stupid - they'll see through it. 

I've been doing lots of autograph signing, which is great.  I enjoy it.  again it's another boost to see that people are taking the time and making the effort to come and say hello.  I always have to say the names ten times though, I'm no good with the spelling of names.  

Producer Jamie Barber and director Gerry, have been very complimentary over the past few weeks.  Probably without realising, they have put my mind at rest on numerous occasions  and encouraged where needed.  Both, have shared some very kind words, which I feel very proud of.  At least I don't feel like I've let them down after taking the risk of an "unknown comic?"

Just side-stepping slightly.... We (the Jarvo and I) had an amazing day on Monday... Our day off!!  We got up nice and late, for tea and crumpets, followed by sherry and Christmas songs as we put up our first Christmas tree together.  It looks absolutely fantastic!!! So classy and elegant, even if I do say so myself.  The pictures probably won't do it justice but I'll post one anyway.  We then spent the evening at Winter Wonderland, in Hyde Park.  I was a WW virgin, which surprised Sandy as I'm such a big Christmas fan.  Truth is though I didn't used to have someone to go with... But I do now!!  We had hog roast bags, pies, mulled wine, German beer and my favourite.... DOUGHNUTS!!!  Much fun was had by both, even though Sandy did most of the talking... I was being a little bit sensible. 

Anyway, I'm of for some teriyaki mackerel....! Fishy!

JB - BB

Oh PG!!! You Just Gotta Love him!

So one of our Uglies Peter PG Gordon updated his profile pic on twitter yesterday and I had to share it!!! Talk about a crime watch e-fit!! 

The immaturity of PG!! SPLOSHY!!!

My Buttons Bauble

A treat from my real life Cinders!! 

Mommy and Daddy Buttons!

"Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment." {Dale Carnegie}

So... The Jarvo had to be up and away early today! which gave me chance to get into the theatre and have a bit of brekkie!  I've managed to to decorate the rest of my dressing room now too, so everyone seems to like that and the grottoish level of decoration.  It's no wonder a previous director (Phillip Dart - Buxton 2011/12) called me "the gayest straight man he knew"... Especially with all the glitter, tinsel and cuddley toys in there.  And of course the Panto tree is up... This year with new sparkly lights.  

My mom and dad were down from Brum on Saturday too.  They loved the show and said they were very proud which was a boost.  Mom very kindly said that you wouldn't guess it was my first time as lead comic, doing the songsheet Sheet and they loved the song!!  We went out for a delicious bit of dinner at Zizzi's afterwards and as ever had such a laugh... Usually at my dad's expense!  They were a tad embarrassed I'd got the whole audience to wave and shout "hello mommy and daddy Buttons!" 

So we had a bit of on stage hillarity over the weekend.  Poor old Kit, whilst dressed in quite a restricting costume during the ball scene! completely stacked it going up the stairs.  He crashed to the floor, with wig toppling off and the ensemble and PG (his 'sister') in hysterics.  It was a nice moment for the audience to see and thankfully Kit was ok, if not a little bruised around the pride region.  I couldn't resist adding "Hey Kitty! nice to see you back on your feet!" Which got a titter.

But he soon had his revenge... The following show, on leaving the stage, post their number, PG's wig fell off.  Now.... My old chum PG, will openly admit, that he can't often hold it in when it comes to corpsing!! We both share that inability.  He rushes off stage, tries to fix it, but has to appear in the next scene, searching in the woods.  The sisters arrived laughing before they'd started their dialogue, and the audience soon joined in as they spotted PG's wig was on backwards and completely covering his face.  Our woods scene went for nothing really because we were laughing so much.  When it's time for a little bit of unexpected splash PG absolutely covered me, resulting in an off stage shout "it's not my fault ya wig fell off!"  The audience seemed to like that!

Now As actors, we have to be ready to be occasionally upstaged.  Whether it be by another actor, a prop or some misguided scenery - it happens, especially in Panto.  Myself, Bonnie and Alice however are finding ourselves being upstaged quite frequently.  Upstaged by ill timed ponies and their dolloping poop!  They just can't seem to get on and off stage without leaving a parcel!!  How thoughtful of them!! Suffice to stay with the combination of these little deposits and lots of dry ice it's becoming increasingly difficult to "mind your footing!" As I'm closest to them for the tableaux I'm getting very nervous about inadvertently finding their leavings! 

Speaking of which I'd better go and check my boots!!

JB -  BB

Guildford - May We Present.... Our Pantomime!!

"The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk." {Alvin Barkley}

So the day has arrived.  Despite all the illness and bugs, it's opening day!!! Because Kit has duties for HRH Prince Charles! this time every year! with a private show! director Gerry! stepped in as his stand by for the opening matinee.  Gerry was of course brilliant, knew all the lines and movements better than we did, and was a joy to watch - so well done Gerry!!!

Alice backed off her vocals for the shows and let the ensemble or her relevant stage partner take lead vocals.  I managed to push through with a healthy dose of something from Dr Footlights!!  He always seems to have a cure.  Obviously though, pushing through does ultimately tire your throat out even more - but I'd have to deal with that afterwards.  

The first show went without a hitch, and it was fantastic to finally have an audience to judge what was funny and what... Well.... Wasn't! 

For the opening night, Kit returned and I was joined by a very special lady!!! Sandy was in, and she stopped by before the show with a few gifts bless her!! Lucky buttons!  I received some lovely flowers (gerberas - my faves), some chocolate Buttons (for a little bit of interval cannibalism) and nice little ornament, Cinderella themed for my Panto tree and a "Buttons Bauble!" Loving handmade by the Jarvo herself!!! 

The show went well again, and it was useful to test it on a more mature audience.  I think this years show is definitely one for the kids.  They know and love the story so much they are transfixed and shout out whenever they are required.  We do have less slapstick  and innuendo this year for the adults, but every year cannot be a repeat of the last, and hopefully there's enough there to keep the parents happy.  Judging by the tweets I received after the show! people seem to love it! 

I managed to get through my first two live song sheets, and it was fed back that I handle the children well.  I felt quite nervous doing this, it's quite daunting when your holding the audience, unscripted and still have to try and make them laugh.  hopefully it's something that I'll settle in to. 

I got suited and booted afterwards and met the gorgeous Jarvo! who had also dressed beautifully for the after show drinks with the major and theatre friends.  Again feedback was positive and a few people commented on the obvious promotion from stooge to lead comic.  Me and Sandy celebrated with a nice greasy burger and chips on the way home, and settled down with some T.V and a lot of steaming for me!!

I have to get well!!! And quickly!!

Bye for now!

JB - BB

AWAB!!! Abscent Without Blogging

“Be not sick too late, nor well too soon” {Benjamin Franklin}

Oh deary me boy, girls, ladies and Jellyspoon's!!  What a week and a bit it's been!!!  So much to tell and so little time.  Most of the cast, along with some of the creatives and me have been as sick as a dog, hence I've been being a very good boy and going straight home to bed after rehearsals/shows and sadly not written any blog updates.  I'm glad to say we are all now on the mend - and so will update you in a number of brief posts as to what has been happening.

Firstly, let's cover the producers run.  Despite coughing every other word, that seemed to go quite well without any major cock-ups and gave the team a good look at what we have managed to put together.  Finishing at 4pm was rear as it allowed me the chance to get home earlier and relax.  Unfortunately the extra relaxation time didn't help conquer the illness, which seemed at this point to be getting worse not better.

Back on Monday, and we were finally in to the theatre.  My favourite theatre in the world, the Yvonne Arnaud!! I normally love production week, seeing all the crew and theatre staff again, settling into my dressing room and getting my grotto decorations up.  Sadly, the illness really did stop me from enjoying it as much as I'd have liked.  Sod's law I suppose.  A little cough and a few aches and pains feel like the end of huge world when you're prepping for a show.... Sadly one of Robert's friends has been terminally unwell! and after a quick talk about all of or ailments we both greed that this put things into context.  

Poor Alice had it the worst I think,  she completely lost her voice at one point and couldn't speak or sing.  A quick trip to the doctors revealed it was a check infection, which had to run its course... This is obviously why us asthma sufferers were taking the brunt of it.  We all sat back on it during tech and the first dress, just to make sure we didn't spend ourselves out! 

Production week technically went well, the crew got everything done as and when they needed to and didn't take much extra practice!  Bravo guys!  The only bit that took a little longer was the transformation, but this was inevitable, and time had been allowed.  never work with children or animals, especially ones that leave little parcels everywhere!!! The Ponies not the children!!

For now I bid you adieu, and will see you in the next post, where we reach opening night and some familiar audience members!!! 

JB - BB

Coughs, Splutters and a Room Full of Nutters.

"Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success." {Henry Ford}

TUESDAY was another line learning day for me.  Due to a change in our schedule, I didn't actually do anything physically until the babes arrived.  I did however, gets lots of work done and... Get to have my costume fitting.  

Whether you're an avid theatrical or a '9 to 5' type of person who despises anything that's not judged by Simon Cowell or doesn't contain overly tanned dewdrops from Essex... You cannot - I challenge you - look at the costumes designed by Jamie Attle without your jaw dropping!  They are amazing!  Made to measure, by hand and with the utmost pride and passion.  And it's visible on stage.   The costumes for Aladdin last year were so vibrant and eye catching, I couldn't help walk onto stage without a sense of pride... God help anyone who marked marked my worker!  

[NB: A worker is the technical name given to the performers 'main costume' seen throughout most of the show.]

And audiences will be pleased to hear this year is no different.  I have a brilliant blue worker, my bell boy costume (seen in the press photos) along with a cute blue waistcoat and flowing white shirt!!  It's very traditional.  I loved it!!  Then for my 'Walkdown' I have another jazzy number.... But I don't won't to reveal too much about that, save the surprise!  Jamie's also got a couple of joke costumes for me to wear at certain points in the show... So hopefully they will get a titter! 

I was very kindly released from rehearsals early Tuesday! so that I could get up to the London Palladium in time to see Dame Edna Everage!!  If you're a fan.... Do go and see it!!

Right... I have all the glamour of a tepid bath waiting for me, so for now, toodles!

JB - BB

Rested, Tested and a 'Problem' Manifested!

The truth needs so little rehearsal. {Barbara Kingsglove}

I always used to think the weekend was too short when I was a student.  Move into the pub industry and in actual fact you realise it's too long!!  In Pantoland however the word "weekend" usually means three show days, red bull soaked actors and a stream of angry dads missing 'Match of the Day'!  Unless of course.... It's rehearsal week!

I had a lovely weekend back in London, although still not enough with Sandy!!  I chilled me boots, played house husband a little and of course went over my dances!!  I was so overjoyed at finally cracking one particular routine, I felt it necessary to record it and tweet Gerry & Jill with the good news.  

This week started off a tad slower for me, as poor old Buttons, doesn't get an invite to the ball; probably the accent!  This of course has given me plenty of time to go over dance routines and cram a few lines!  Following a nice little lie in on Monday, I went in to run the transformation scenes for the end of Act I, which I think we managed to get nailed down.  Bonnie is great about not being "precious" about her lines and so suggested a few cuts, which really picked up the energy and excitement of the scene. I stroked so many pretend horses that afternoon... I'm expecting an invite from the 'War Horse' cast!

The latter part of the afternoon found us doing a second full run of Act I, which after thinking on Gerry's advice from Friday, about playing the 'truth', actually went really well.  Gerry told me afterwards there were a few "really lovely moments" emerging, so that was a fantastic confidence boost!  I slipped a couple of extra reactions and ad libs in...so Alice had better be on her guard.  

I don't think the audience will doubt our 'friendship' on stage.  It feels as though the bond is coming across and Vicky even commented that she wants Cinders to "get with Buttons now," so let's hope that transfers in the theatre.  

I managed to leave a little earlier Monday night... But it seems I missed all the action.  After dancing away until 7pm with the Babes, our ensemble were given the news they weren't needed until 12 the next day, and so, we're granted a well deserved lie in.  So ecstatic was one of them, Ryan (also my understudy) that he jumped up, cheered and..... Fell over on a twisted ankle.  I came in Tuesday to find the poor chap with his foot up and swollen like a marrow!! The prognosis.... Recovery in between 2 days and 6 weeks!  We're obviously praying for the former! 

And on that bombshell.... Night night.

JB - BB

Company Manager Basics....

Our company's manager Davin thought it best to clear up the obvious for all actors today!  Alice is too polite to tell people "she is not a stool!"

Be careful what you admit to "enjoying!"

Moral of the story.... Never tell Gerry or even mention in a blog, that you've enjoyed the dancing so far....! 

"Lights, Camera, CHRISTMAS!"

“...Everyone wants to be excited by something magical and wondrous - to be reminded of how they once saw the world ...” {John Geddes}

Let's flick back 8 Christmases.  A young Brummie drama student, a bit wet behind the ears, away from home for his first Christmas build-up and his first taste of the Guildford Panto experience. One of the "names" that year was a lady you may of heard of.... A Ms Bonnie Langford, starring as the Prince in.... Cinderella.  There I was walking up the high street, all wrapped up for the winter, handing out stickers for the Panto, with one of my now agents James. 

The Christmas light switch on is a great night in Guildford.  Mulled wine and chestnut venders up and down the cobbles, with lots of Xmas market stalls, excited children and parents spending too much money!!  The format is the same every year, so everyone knows what to expect and what to look forward too.  I've only missed one light switch on since then, and this year I got to tick off a massive item from my bucket list.... Switching on the lights.  

It was PG, as always compering the event, with Bonnie (pressing the actual button) Kit and myself, all on the balcony, trying to get the crowd going.  We left rehearsals a little earlier, to get up to the Guildhall on time where we were to get into costume.  Unfortunately, Kit had "lost his breast" - the costume prop to give him his feminine physique.  There was a single balloon, which had been left not he table in our makeshift dressing room, "well there's your left one Kit," I pointed out... joking!

"oh yes... Now I need another one!"

I had suggested it as a joke, but Kit had already found a member of the council staff who was now stuck with the job of sourcing him a right boob.  The lovely Laura! who in charge of PR at the YA, had a look of horror suddenly shoot across her face.  

"No being naughty and popping them Kit!" She pleaded.

"Well I had thought about going out and saying 'hello poppit' and them popping them.", which of course he didn't.

The young lady came scurrying back with the deflated balloon, to which Kit remarked "oh marvellous, can someone inflate me!?"  Safe to say that they were two of the biggest "fake boobs" I've ever seen!  Thankfully the costume hew answering is quite flowy and could therefore accommodate Kit's.... Ample. 

Being out not he balcony was brilliant... Just as I'd imagined.  Waving down at the crowd of around eight thousand people, seeing everyone getting in the mood for Christmas and sharing a few Panto remarks with PG.  We did the countdown for the lights, sang a couple of Christmas songs and then did a tad more waving before the fireworks.  Sandy had managed to get right under the balcony, so I spotted her quite quickly and pointed her out to Kit.  She got a couple of great snaps and videos of the proceedings.  I also managed to get one or two from up on the balcony.  See if you can spot yourself. 

I also had the pleasure of appearing on the Allison Ferns show on BBC Surrey and Sussex, with my old friend Jeff Thomson.  I was interviewed on their theatre slot and spoke for a good few minutes all about the Panto and our wonderful cast.  I'd taken plenty of notes and had set phrases for everyone, so that I didn't repeat myself too much and fall back on my usual "it's brilliant!".  The links here, so do take a listen at around 2 hours 20 mins before they remove it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01klhbv

So ambition achieved and a little bit of publicity gained for me and the show.  All in all a good day, and one to be remembered.

For now.... Bye bye

JB -BB

Singing, Dancing and a whole lot'a Romancing.

"Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you." {Joey Adams}

I think I've lost half a stone in the last two days!!  The final two days of week one saw lots of dancing and singing and the slow development of "Buttons" the fool. 

I have a wonderful upbeat number in act one, with Cinders and the ensemble.  Considering I'm not a natural dancer, I was quite nervous about what Gerry and Jill May have in stall for me.... But I actually LOVED it!  I've never had so much fun learning a dance, and it's good for the ol' physique as well... Until I gobbled a box of mince pies to celebrate afterwards of course. 

The numbers got a bit of a rock'n'roll feel to it, so hopefully the audience will be jigging away in the aisles.  The other number we looked at was our "cutie" number from the kitchen.  It's a brilliant choice of song and Gerry has put together a lovely little sequence, with Buttons and Cinders creating their own ball.  Hopefully, it'll be the scene which really wins the audiences sympathy for Buttons and the way the scene plays out afterwards, will heighten it further.  Poor old Buttons is nothing but a tryer!! But will his determination pay off and win him Cinders?!? 

So all in all it had been a good couple of days.  Topped off by appearing on BBC radio Surrey and switching the Guildford lights on on Thursday... (See next post).  Friday afternoon brought a full run of the first Act, as much off book as possible.  Following everything we'd done, I was quite looking forward to showing it off... But of course there was an inevitable spanner heading for the works!  We got to the kitchen scene, and the time to sing.... But I was so out of puff, I just couldn't get the words out.  It was such a shame because I'd felt everything else had gone ok for a first run.   This is what rehearsals are for of course.

I was talking to Gerry before I left on Friday about feeling the need to try and be funny - which very often winds up being the complete opposite.  He reminded me, "well in that case, go back to the story.  Tell the story of it."  So I've got something to think about over the weekend and some tricky little dance moves to try and conquer!!

Just before I sign off, I wanted to mention Robert Maskell who's playing Baron Hardup.  This is Robert's first Panto... Not that you'd ever guess!! He's like an old hand - a complete natural... And I think from talking to him, over a coffee and biscuit, that he's enjoying it.  His characterisation is already hilarious, even without the boost of an audience.  I know  that the Guildford audience are going to adore his bumbling Baron and if Rob has caught the Panto bug, maybe he'll be saying goodbye to his Christmases from this year forward. 

Bye for now,

JB - BB

"Just a Spoon Full of Courage, Helps Rehearsals Go Down....."

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.  {Norman Vincent Peale}

WED 20th: After yesterday's little shake of confidence, and writing about it in last nights blog, I stumbled upon a friends article on Twitter about five things actors have to realise if they want to be successful.  There was one point that was very relevant to me... "If you don't have confidence in yourself, how can the (casting) director have faith in you?" Good question and I suppose the same goes for your fellow cast members.  It also mentioned just saying "bugger it!" Have a go with gusto, try it out - that is of course what a rehearsal is for. 

So today, I bloody went gung-ho!  No singing quietly with embarrassment, just jump in and see how it goes!  And y'know... It was fine.  And liberating!! (How stage schooly does that sound?!") To be able to just concentrate on your actions and movement is much more fun and leads to a lot more comedy than shying away from the lyric.  So thankfully - that phase of rehearsal is over! Everyone has heard me sing and we are free to crack on with having some fun with it.

Of course this whole situation is helped by having such a smashing MD!  Anthony England is a gentleman and a scholar.  He is a joy to talk too out of rehearsals, always helpful and eager to help and is so musically funny.  Only three days in and already he's adding little bits of incidental music, which always raise a smile from me and a nod of approvement.  Oh to be so musically minded...   

We learnt two new numbers I'm involved with today and got to sing through my section of the opener umpteen times, as Jill rehearsed the babes! which was fantastic for me.  "Sorry Jamie, we'll get to you in a minute!"  'You carry on Jill' I thought.... Gives me a bit of extra practice.  

We blocked most of the kitchen scene this afternoon, which is another big scene, and everyone seemed to like mine and Cinders kitchen scene, even though we only quickly stabbed through it.  For Panto passionatas, who'll be coming to see you us, you may notice the abscence of one or two standard gags [mentioned in a previous post] but our scene is so cute, pacey and more importantly... A bit different.  I'm a stickler for tradition - but I think (hope) that the Guildford audiences will be melted by this bit!  We'll see...!

Gerry and Jill have yet again come up with some fantastic choreography for the show.  What I've seen so far is brilliant, with credit also to the ensemble for picking it up so quickly!  I wondered how they were going to incorporate my section of the opener, but I've had such fun blocking it tonight, myself and the ensemble were in stitches.  We've got another call tomorrow to continue with the blocking... I can't wait.  

Anyway, I've treated myself to a healthy chicken ceased salad and an as equally unhealthy pint of shandy in spoons tonight... Gets me out of my room and more importantly... Free wi-fi.  Thanks spoons!

So for now, ta-ra!!  I'm off to cram lines, lyrics and "I'm a celeb!" 

JB-BB x

NB: in order to avoid repetition, please scan back to last years blog "The Pongo Diaries" for more about Gerry, Jill and the Arnaud itself - although I'm sure they'll be cropping up more as we go on! 

Rehearsals Begin, with doughnuts a plenty!

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." {Ralph Waldo Emerson}

* First of all apologies for the delay in this post; I'm not hooked up to the internet at my new digs yet, so I'm currently snuggled up in a corner of the rehearsal rooms trying to work with whatever Internet I can pick up. *

So officially... Welcome to the 2013/14 PANTO SEASON!! We're off, and we've slipped into the rehearsal process like a pair of old slippers! 

It all kicked off for me at the weekend, doing some last minute shopping and prepping at home before I left for Guildford.  Poor ol' Jarvo has been left all alone at home in London.... However will "she cope" without me I hear you cry?!?! Believe me she'll be loving the extra space!

Sunday night and off to the ford!  I settled into my digs, had another few flicks through the script and enjoyed the evening in with... Ant & Dec!! So happy I'm a celeb is back!

MONDAY:

Yes ladies and Jellyspoon's, calm yourselves please... DOUGHNUT DAY is here!! It's the day that boosts krispee kremes fortunes.  The traditional meet, greet and read through for all the cast, creatives and theatre staff.  As ever, us had joy to see everyone from the Arnaud, all beaming and chuffed that Panto has snuck up on us again!   The read through went down well, as did the doughnuts and four gallon of coffee!

And then we got cracking.  Little bit of singing, blocked some of Act 1 Scene 1 and after being introduced to this years juveniles, we got going with some choreography.  Not wanting to give anything away the opening number this year sees the return of an old favourite... But with a twist!!  You're in for a treat!

TUESDAY:

No slacking for us today!! Straight back into it with lots more singing and dancing! Cor.... I've got my work cut out.  Little bit of a realisation for me today!!  This is of course the first time I've taken on lead comic (other than understudying) and it's a huge task.  Going through the scenes today I felt quite "unfunny!"  It can be quite difficult trying to put your spin on something and bring a bit of humour when you're holding a script and constantly referring back to it.  This always happens for me - I have a couple of days when I feel as if I'm simply not doing it right... Usually things settle down of course, people become more comfortable with each other and the freedom of being off book allows you to "find your funny."  Hopefully this year will be exception.  Let's hope so anyway - the parts kinda depending on it.  

I think I felt more uncomfortable today because of the singi we had to do.  It was the first time I was put in front of our very talented ensemble and asked to sing.  They of course are all extremely talented singers and dancers (the producers have excelled themselves yet again this year) and then there's me. Now don't get me wrong I can hold a tune but in comparison I felt a bit under pressure.  So I went home today with an eennie weenie cloud over my head - only caused by my own lack of confidence!   Which of course... Is silly!! 

Until the Moro, night....!

JB-BB x

 

The ambassador for Doughnut Day and King of the sugary ring! 

Cinderella - The nations favourite Panto (Part.III)

And so Ladies and Jellyspoons, with just one week until rehearsals kick off in Guildford, we come to the final instalment of this thread, looking at Cinderella and the pantomime itself.....
NB: Obviously everything here, is a general view of the pantomime and is not set in stone.  Every production company and theatre have their own ways of presenting the story and every actor has their own way of portraying it!

Our Fairy will usually start us off with a welcome and a heads up as to what a "wonderful girl" our Cinders is.  She will usually have a motif or sub theme of her own, for a little added business.  The ensemble will usually kick things off, as the front cloth lifts to reveal the village or "outside" Hardup Hall.  A common village name is Stoneybroke, referencing the lack of money, although many variations exist.

We are usually introduced to our Heroine, Buttons (the Comic best Pal) and the Baron, before the grand arrival of the uglies.  The families situation also varies from production to production but usually the Uglies have either come on ahead of their mother (the Baron's usually engaged) or she has died/left the Baron, who is now lumbered with them.  Again Cinders can start either having never met them, so excited about their arrival or already be being treated badly.  It's often more preferable to have the former so that Cinders is a little brighter for the opening number.

A common sub-plot set up by Buttons in his intro is his love for Cinders and his inability to tell her.   This runs throughout the show, highlighting his devotion to Cinders and often brings comedy through innuendo, jealousy (the Prince) and misjudgement of the situation.  Obviously, we all know that Cinderella will end up with the Prince, but we do love a trier!

Throw in a ballet in the woods - keep all the juevenilles parents happy, as their little dears hop around the stage as rabbits, squirrels and birds etc and cue the Prince and Dandini.  Here the master/servant switch is established, as Princey yearns for a "simple life" leading to some Shakespearesque comedy with cofused identities.  The woods are also where Cinders and Princey meet for the first time and where our Fairy disguises as a beggar woman, prompting an act of kindness from the heroine.

Now I am a massive fan of the slosh scene, but they are, unfortunately appearing less and less in the more mainstream pantomimes.  If one is to be present in Cinderella there are a couple of standards often used.  One sees Buttons and the Baron, cooking food for the Ball and can involve eggs, flour and custard covering the stage.  Another favourite is in the beauty parlour of Hardup Hall, seeing the uglies getting ready for the Ball.  Here, huge powder puffs, creams and sprays, become the ammo of sisters eager to outdo the other.  The thrid commonly used slosh scene comes from Buttons and the Baron decorating a tattered and tired room or corridor in Hardup hall.  this is a physical comedy classic and has been used by all the greats.  Rolls of wallpaper, buckets of gloopy wallpaper paste and a ladder lead to chaos, hilarity and two very messy actors!

Before the Ball of course, Cinders ticket needs to be lost or destroyed and good old Buttons attempting to cheer her up.  My favourite scene is the dummy ball, where Buttons dresses Cinders up in a table cloth gown, a colander for a tiara and a string of carrots often "9 Carrot".  It's all in vain however and Buttons will slip away to bed.  Enter the fairy and her shopping list of pumpkin, mice and lizards.  A bit of extra magic, supplies us with the transformation scene as Cinders appears in her ball gown before the moment everyone will be anticipating - the arrival of the carriage and horses (usually small ponies).  The big companies have used Pegasus the flying horse or flying motorbikes of late - but for me, traditional is best!

We all know about the being "home before 12", running away and losing the slipper, which leads us nicely into the Prince and Dandini touring the land trying to find the owner of the glass slipper.  Of course the scheming Uglies both apparently "fit" the shoe, but of course we know its a trick.  Expect to see a dummy leg, a long stocking and a reference to "Crystal Palace!"  Somewhere they've hidden Cinders away and it'll take all the might of our audience to reveal her location. 

Out she pops, the slipper fits and all live happily ever after.  The family get money, the Uglies are turned good and Buttons gives his blessing.  Just time for the Songsheet before finishing with the wedding (Bows).

JB
      

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Cinderella - The nations favourite Panto (Part.II)

So in my last post we took a brief look at Cinders, Buttons and the Ugly Sisters, our Heroine, the comic and the villains.  We now move on to the rest of the gang starting with our fairy and often narrator.

Most pantomimes have one or two characters that help the story along.  With all the madcap humour, songs and dances, sometimes we can get a little lost when it comes to plot.  Usually the villain has a lot to do with this, often explaining what has happened, how this has effected his/her plans and what they will now do to regain control.  This is often mirrored or aided by your good fairy, spirit or genie, or as they are called in Pantoland. - the immortals.  

For the traditionalists amongst you, the immortals are usually of another world or higher power and are often heard speaking in rhyming couplets.  Goodies always enter stage right and the baddies stage left as a general rule, but this isn't set in stone.   The baddies will usually have a sidekick or minions, where's as the goodies tend to act alone and have control over nature.

Again, the fairy godmother in Cinderella is probably the most recognisable of this stock character.  But instead of just turning up for the transformation scene the FG is usually present throughout, often helping the plot along and causing a little mischief where possible.  She is the bringer of hope and change for Cinders and most of the "magic" for the audience.

So we've had the comedy, we've got the princess (to be), our baddies and our Goodie!  So what about some eye candy for the mums?!  Oh ok then...  cue, upstage centre, striding on with cloak and chiseled jaw... our Prince (Charming).  The more Disneyesque and capable of making the ladies swoon the better - hence why I don't play the Prince!  The Prince is usually seen at the start of the panto confiding to Dandini, his man servant how is father is forcing him to marry, and how the Grand Ball will be held to find a suitor.  (We'll talk more about the role of these two in Part three when we discuss the panto itself.)  he is the symbol of a better life for our Cinders and offers her the way out we all crave for her - even Button's ends up being happy for them!   

And then, last but by no means least - Baron Hardup.  Cinders Pop and the fall guy for the families financial woes.  Obviously Cinders Dad has passed away in the Disney version, hence her bad treatment.  In panto because the role of Dame is taken by the sisters, our parent figure is usually a poor father, who is lumbered with the uglies when "Mommy leaves".  There are versions where the baron is replaced by the evil stepmother - but it can be a bit of a Dame overload.  The baron is also a good dueling partner for both the uglies and Buttons.

Throw in an ensemble and a team of 30 juves to play  our villages and all the other roles and our cast is assembled!  Avengers, eat your heart out.

In the final part of this biog we look at what is to be expected in the Cinderella Panto!
JB   

The Cast and Creatives at The Arnaud this Season!

Cinderella - The nations favourite Panto (Part.I)

A Villain must be a thing of power, handled with delicacy and grace. {Agnes Repplier}

There are a stock of familiar and ever popular stories that you see each year doing the rounds across the UK's theatres.  Whether it be Jack and his Beanstalk, Snow White and her seven dwarves or Dick and his Whittington - they are stories that we all know and love.  None more so than Cinderella, followed closely by Aladdin.  This year Cinders yet again tops the list with 22 professional productions nationwide.  

But what is it about Cinders, that prompts such excitement and expectation from audiences?  It can't just be the hope of seeing ponies at the end of act one, or the misguided belief, that like the Disney cartoon, we'll have talking mice.  To me, it's the Panto that most captures the magic of the transformation scene; all pantos have a rags to riches theme present at their root, but in Cinderella, it goes much deeper, is more evident and specifically in Cinderella's characterisation, doesn't make lights the situation.

In Aladdin, Dick and Jack for example, the title characters use their financial limitations as a source of banter, slapstick and of course motivation.  For Cinders, the situation she finds herself in isn't exactly pleasant.  A virtual slave to her bullying sisters with, as it would appear, no way out.  The fact that Cinders can remain so 'nice' endears us to her even more.

At least she has her best friend Buttons.  Present in pantomimes for centuries, under different guises, the closest we get in the Disney version is the personification of the mice, Jaq and Gus.  Here too is another reason why we love Cinderella... The unrequited love of a fool.  Again in other pantos there is seldom a love interest for the comic.  Here, Buttons is truly, madly, deeply... Head over heels in love with his best friend.  And as we already know, things don't necessarily go his way.  The presence of an amusing underdog, is irresistible to us! As are the sharp, acidic barbs of two men in garish make-up and outrageous frocks.

The Ugly Sisters!  Surely the most popular of the villains and one of the first images that come to mind when thinking about pantomime.  They are synonymous with the Dame, the custard pie and a cheeky thigh slap.

The uglies, although possibly the cruelest, are again loved by so many because of the tradition they carry with them.  Many double acts have specialised in this evil comic turn.  In recent times there is no better example of this than Peter Robbins and Nigel Ellacott.  They were my favourites, until the sad passing of Peter back in 2009.  Their wit, flamboyant costumes and evident chemistry were a priceless asset to any production they graced.  Nigel remains prevalent within the industry; a go to guy for all things Panto, with a great wealth of knowledge and subsequent respect in and out of Panto circles.  I've not had the opportunity yet, but he's one of the people I'd like to sit and share a couple of bottles of wine with, over a few stories.  

Coincidentally, Nigel is also the figure head of "It's-behind-you.com" a fantastic resource for anyone interested in pantomime, both current and historically.  Do take a look at the site.. Once you've finished here. 

Back to the Uglies (before they make a scene) and why we love to hate them.  Everyone loves to see the changing costumes of the dame and with the sisters you get double the excitement.  How will the costumes compliment or contrast the other, what themes will be present and who will out do their sister?!  Yes, ok, they're nasty to our Cinders, Buttons and the audience... But we love a baddie.  How many times have you chuckled along to one of Simon Cowell's barbs aimed at a misguided hopeful or sat waiting for everyone to stop being so nice and let Craig Revel Harwood have his say?

To appreciate good, you need evil... And although the Uglies can never take it too far,  we need their acid tongues, sarcastic humour and spiteful comments, to set the balance.  Love them or hate them, they are here to stay!

I'm a firm believer blog posts shouldn't be too long, so for now, I'll say farewell, but do come back and read Part II soon, where we'll take a look at the good fairy, our royalty and our "Hardup" Baron.

Jx

A sad farewell to a Panto Chum and simply wonderful guy!

A man's good name is his best monument {Anonymous}

On Tuesday 29th October, we had to say goodbye to our friend, colleague and the all round wonderful chap, Chris Whelan.  Guildford Crematorium was packed to the rafters with friends, family and people who had been graced with knowing Chris.  A testament to the man himself who was loved, respected and admired by evidentally so many.

The service was a fitting tribute, with awesome music, touching readings, lots of laughs and many more tears.  What better way to say goodbye than for the sound operative at the crem cocking up his cue.  Chris would have laughed as the man leading the service had to shout "Not now SAM!!!" and "Ok Sam, Play please!"  The timing couldn't have been planned any better!

It was great to see so many familiar faces from the Arnaud and panto, despite the sad circumstances.  The Arnaud crew have worked with him for so long and become such good friends, that it was understandably such a difficult day.  Usually this lot only get together for "good reason" so to see them so cut up, only goes to show, how dear Chris was.  It's not pleasant seeing your friends upset as I'm sure everyone can relate too.

If the Arnaud crew are involved....where better to go afterwards than the Brit - frequented by Mr Whelan and the gang on many occasion and after many a fit up/get out.  Tears soon turned to laughter as we raised a glass to Chris, shared memories and looked back on old pictures.  Chris has been "Sound Op 1" on the Arnaud panto for nine years, this year would have been his tenth - and it's sad to think he won't be there, standing at the back of the auditorium smiling down and gesturing to us!  One hell of a hole has been left; thankfully one of Chris' best friends - the equally as legendary Chris Tindall (Sound 2) will be carrying on with the job - the perfect replacement and undoubtedly the person CW would have wanted to take over!

I suggested a curry at the end of the evening, Chrises favourite after show supper... there were twenty of us and we all agreed it was the best way to end the day.  He certainly had a good send off... he gave me the worst hangover I've had in a couple of years, so I think he'd be chuckling away to himself and feeling proud!

I was lucky enough to work with Chris twice, and to be able to call him a friend.  Even when I wasn't doing panto at the Arnaud he'd always seem happy to see me, and suggest a beer!  Such a lovely guy!  Chris was unfortunately victim to a heart attack, and it is my belief that the COD this year will be in memory of Chris and any donations will go towards a defibrillator for the theatre.

It's been a pleasure Chris, thanks for the funny memories, my warm neck (he loved his Snoods) and the extra poppadums that night!!

Rest well mate - you'll be sorely missed by all that were lucky enough to know you!

Jay x 

The British "Panto"loons - An Nation Crazy for Panto!

I'm really passionate about pantomime because it is often the first introduction for a child to theatre, and if that child has a great experience at a pantomime they will continue to come year after year.
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My dad tells me that he took us to a pantomime when I was very, very small - panto being a sort of English Phenomenon. {Dan Stevens - Downton Abbey}

There can't be too many people in the country who don't at least "like" to go to a Pantomime over Christmas, let alone people who have never been to one.  Unfortunately these poor, pantoless people do exist, as do the panto snobs out there who will still try and belittle the art form, it's traditions and what it stands for.  Thankfully, they are in the minority, and as they sit moaning and groaning about why panto is a waste of time, the rest of the country will be popping on their hats 'n' mittens and heading with the family down to their local theatre full of excitement & festive cheer - or mulled wine as its more commonly known!

It's not just Guildford I'm excited about this year... there are some really exciting productions across the country that I'm really looking forward to seeing...!

First of all we'll venture back to my motherland, the Midlands and the two shows that I'll be seeing post Guildford.  The Birmingham Hippodrome, have gone all out with their cast this year and this is one of the two shows I'm looking forward to the most.  Snow White and her Dwarf chums hit Brum the week before Christmas, with comic ventriloquist and panto favourite Paul Zerdin (with Sam) as Muddles, John Partridge direct from the West End as the Prince and Stephanie Beacham, being evil once again as the wicked Queen.  Add into that mix a pinch of Gok Wan, as the man in the mirror, surely armed with a magazine of fashion related ammo, and Matt Slack as Oddjob and the show is already taking shape.  Then we come to what I think is the best bit... Panto stalwart Gary Wilmot, is donning a frock for the first time, and taking on the Dame!  I saw Gary at the Hippodrome with Rolf Harris many years ago and thought he was fantastic - I think with his natural likability and charm he's bound to offer a wonderful Dame!

The BH have announced that they won't be using real dwarves for the production, which has again caused a bit of a stir amongst the press.  Although they have yet to say how they are going to portray the loveable seven, rumours are they may use the techniques seen in the new "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" musical... we'll have to wait and see!  Their production of Robinson Crusoe starring Brian Connely, along with Lesley Joesph and the rest of the principal cast, have moved down to Southampton this year - are the BH hoping this Snow White will emulate it's success.

A few miles away QDos' successful production of "Sleeping Beauty" with Joe Pasqaule, finally reaches Wolverhampton.  This is the fifth year of this production, also featuring Ceri Dupree and Lucy Evans, with venues large enough to hold the production running out, so could this possibly be one of it's last outings, in it's current form?  I haven't seen a QDos "Sleeping Beauty", so it will be something fresh for me this year and I can't wait to finally see Joe in panto.  I've been a big fan since I was little, and just know that he must be a natural!!  Hopefully there will be lots of tit bits for me to absorb.

Moving back down south,  I thrilled that we've been gifted an extra day off this year, on the final Friday before the schools break back.  It means that I'll be free to the second show I'm most looking forward too, as I'd feared our schedules would clash.  The new Wimbledon theatre are known for usually having a good catch of panto celebs, and this year they seem to have excelled themselves. 

Jo Brand is making her panto debut as the Genie of the Ring in their production of "Aladdin!".  Again, I'm a big fan and think her sarcastic bluntness will work brilliantly as a grumpy Genie.  Hopefully I won't be disappointed.  She's joined by David Bedella, a West End favourite who's starred in such shows as Rocky Horror and Jerry Springer the Opera.  David takes on the role of Abanazer, and with his sharp, devil like features and a fistful of charm for the ladies - he's an inspired choice.  I see the banter between master and  servant being very sharp... with a few corpses!

Another West End star, Oliver Thornton, who I last saw in "Priscilla" takes on Aladdin - and Flawless from Britains Got talent with be patrolling the streets of Peking as the Chinese police.   Now on to the best bit... First Family are bringing a Dame out of retirement this year....  Matthew Kelly is back in a frock to give us his Widow Twankey.  I adore Matthew kelly, he was very kind to me a few years back at a function in Guildford, thanking me for me services at the theatre the night before.  He was starring as Malvolio in Twelfth Night, and I was supplying the drinks and sustinence.  A year later he was visiting a friend in a show, and as I directed him to his seat, he was kind enough to ask how "GSA was going!" How wonderful to be remembered.

I remember he was always playing "Mother Goose"  when I was younger, a production I never saw unfortunately, so I'm so excited about seeing his Dame.  He has a natural warmth anyway, which I'm sure is why the nation loves him... A Matthew Kelly Dame can surely only be one thing.... LOVELY!

As a footer to this post I wanted to make reference to John Barrowman and The Krankies at the SECC in Glasgow.  They've obviously formed a bit of a triple act in recent years, and I hope they venture south of the border again soon!  The reason I mention them is for the fantastic renaming of their 'Scottish Panto'.... "Dick McWhittington!"  Hillarious and very clever!  Also a quick nod to the Lyceum theatre in Crewe where the newly formed Grumbleweeds will be joining Adam Woodyatt in Peter Pan.  Unfortunately Graham Walker passed away earlier this year, after losing his battle with cancer.  His partner in crime Robin Colvill has decided to carry on under the Grumbleweeds name, with new partner Peter Piper, so although this will obviously be a sad first Christmas for Robin without Graham, good luck to both Robin and Peter moving forward.

Ok - that's given you a few ideas on other pantomimes you could be seeing this season.... as long as you've booked your Arnaud tickets of course!!

For now... so long.
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I love acting. When I'm acting I feel like I'm on vacation. I'm just having a wonderful time. The nightmare is just getting the work to happen.

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I love acting. When I'm acting I feel like I'm on vacation. I'm just having a wonderful time. The nightmare is just getting the work to happen.

Elizabeth Pena

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"I love acting.  When  I'm acting I feel like I'm on vacation.  I'm just having a wonderful time.  the nightmare is getting the work to happen."  {Elizabeth Pena}

I love acting. When I'm acting I feel like I'm on vacation. I'm just having a wonderful time. The nightmare is just getting the work to happen.

Elizabeth Pena

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36 degrees, lounging by the pool with a double rum & coke, as a heard of elephants wonder up to the watering hole in front of us, for a quick mud bath in the heat of the midday sun!  Sounds lovely doesn't it... that was a fortnight ago now and I'm already feeling like a need another break!!  We had an absolutely fantastic time in South Africa - and we're already looking forward to getting back out there.  I wont bore you with the details of our trip - I'll save that for the travel bloggers, but rest assured I loved it and had a much needed break!  Now of course... it's the home straight on the approach to panto!

Just before we left for the southern hemisphere, I was back in Guildford for the panto press launch.  It's a trip I never mind making, back into my beloved Guildford and the Yvonne Arnaud.  All the familiar and friendly faces there to welcome you and share their excitement for the coming season... and the box of chocs and bottle of fizz are always a welcome sweetener.

First treat of the day for me was meeting up Worth Jamie Attle to see and try on his new "Buttons Creation" - my brilliant bright blue new costume.  It's the traditional Buttons garb, with lots of silver buttons and a pill box hat! I have high waisted trousers and a cute pair of which gloves under my epaulets!  it looked amazing - another job well done by Jamie A!  As for footwear - well it's like slipping into a comfy old pair of shoes.... probably because they are!  I'm wearing my Pongo 'Chealsea' boots from last year - Nice to have a bit of the ol' fool with me this year!

As everyone else filtered in, so followed lots of hugs, handshakes and chit-chat, checking in with friends old and new, before heading downstairs for the shoot.  "Smile!"  "Big Grins Please!"  "Hold it there for just one more!"  Muscle ache from the prolonged smiles are present on every face, except for our uglies, grimacing and gurning in an array of grotesque poses - "I do hope they don't stick like that!" - too late me thinks!! (Sorry Guys/Gals!)

We were also filmed doing a quick hello for the Arnaud's website and there was a "behind the scenes" video also 

I love acting. When I'm acting I feel like I'm on vacation. I'm just having a wonderful time. The nightmare is just getting the work to happen.

Elizabeth Pena

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I love acting. When I'm acting I feel like I'm on vacation. I'm just having a wonderful time. The nightmare is just getting the work to happen.

Elizabeth Pena

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I love acting. When I'm acting I feel like I'm on vacation. I'm just having a wonderful time. The nightmare is just getting the work to happen.

Elizabeth Pena

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I love acting. When I'm acting I feel like I'm on vacation. I'm just having a wonderful time. The nightmare is just getting the work to happen.

Elizabeth Pena

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/e/elizabethp257405.html#E6BiowmyOXoSRhvu.99

being made.  We all disrobed, and headed up for a sarnie, a glass of wine and some more mingling.  As fun as it all was there was of course work to be done - and so started the press call equivalent of speed dating... a number of journalists dotted around the room, and the actors circulating round them to complete their particular interview.  Those present were as ever delightful and very easy to talk too - maybe the wine and sandwiches softened them up?!

Press launch day is very important to the theatre for obvious reasons.  To have the support of local media is the most valuable tool in reaching the theatres public; interviews, photos and competitions will all be common place in the local newspapers over the next couple of months, as we try to drum up support and interest.  But I think it is also important for the actors present.

I met Alice Baker and Tom Senior (our Cinders & Prince) for the first time, got reacquainted with Robert Maskell (Baron Hardup) after meeting once at our agents shindig and Will Breckin (Dandini), who was a couple of years below me at GSA.  I also got to chat to the lovely Bonnie Langford again, after meeting her at the Arnauds COD two years ago and again after seeing her as the Lady of the lake in Spamalot.  So... those introductions have been made - the first steps towards a tight-knit cast have been taken and now when we meet on day one of rehearsals, there will already be a feel a familiarity.  Don't get me wrong I'm not expecting to be invited round to Bonnie's for Sunday lunch..... quite yet - but it does mean that when we start rehearsals we can hit the ground running.  And it's now less than TWO WEEKS AWAY!